When my wife and I moved our family from the Bay Area to Seattle in 2015, we initially settled on an overpriced but otherwise unremarkable rental home. It wasn't big enough for what we needed, delivery trucks roared down the street out front at all hours, and the apple tree out back — which was supposed to be some kind of bonus, I suppose — scattered bitter, inedible clumps all over the yard in autumn.
The Empire Strikes Back Remember during the summer, when your office building cranked the aircon to stupid low temperatures and you had to put on a beanie? Remember thinking "at least in the winter they will crank the heat"? We remember thinking that at Lifehacker. What a fun surprise to learn that our office is also frigid in the winter! Now we know what "Oh you sweet summer child" means!